About Me

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mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

(via hobbit-foots)

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heyyougeeks:

TONIGHT!!!!!!!

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  • Question: A minibot femme that turns into a forklift and is ridiculously skilled with using the forks of her altmode as swords - pir8crabs
  • Answer:

    swindleofficial:

    omg that sounds really cute

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reachling:

a hippie and a douchebag sittin’ in a tree

reachling:

a hippie and a douchebag sittin’ in a tree

(via sburbpocalypse)

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bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

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lettuceandlithium:

contcwtsh:

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

mmmm binary coding

ThAT BINOCULARS THO

bigfoot reading a bible while wearing bifocals and a bikini is porn to us

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lettuceandlithium:

Im really excited about this new D&D character i made he is a Tinker Gnome Warlock and his name is Arbhur which is Gaelic for corn and he like hunts thinks and like trips traps and EXCITEMEEEEEEEEENT 

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

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The first character I first fell in love with
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
The character everyone else loves that I don’t
The character I love that everyone else hates
The character I used to love but don’t any longer
The character I would totally smooch
The character I’d want to be like
The character I’d slap
A pairing that I love
A pairing that I despise

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princessfreakumdress:

clefairydance:

every time someone says the word “spoopy” in pokémon episode 170 - A Better Pill to Swallow

SCREAMING BC THS IS MY FAVORITE WORD OMG

(via sburbpocalypse)

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